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Subject: Iceland #71 - Pondering Phallological Pursuits
(Posted on May 22, 2014 at 08:47AM ) Tags:
So you’re in Iceland for a wedding, and there’s definitely lots to see and do in country, with not nearly enough time to take it all in, especially if you’re a fan of the great outdoors, natural wonders, flora, and fauna. There are many unique elements to experience, but something cultural to put at the top of everyone's "to do" list here is to check out the Icelandic Phallological Museum.


Yep, you got it.  The place looks like some lair where Lorena Bobbitt would ditch, preserve, and exhibit her treasure trove post Bobbitization spree(s). It’s a spot that would no doubt  give her ex, John Wayne Bobbitt, the creeps, after what he went through at her angry hand (and knife) back on June 23, 1993, a day the lads need to remember. Here's the overview on all that. 

Given our Ecuadorian gal’s inspiration and capably demonstrated experience, she might well qualify as a capable curator in Iceland, although she may prefer the field work angle.

Founded in 1997 by Sigurður Hjartarson, it was originally located in Reykjavik, and then moved to much more remote Húsavík in 2004, but relocated more conveniently back to downtown Reykjavik the last couple years. The museum houses a wide array of that memorable member of mammalian malehood (and related bits and bobs), from the massive, to the medium, and on down to the microscopic. I’d show you the hamster one, but some say it needs a magnifying glass at just 2 mm (or 0.0787402 inches) in length.


For the longest time since opening, the museum was missing one all-important exhibit—that which came straight from mandom. But, happily for all, and complete satisfaction, this glaring omission was resolved and here’s the skinny on it in this insightful trailer for The Final Member.


It doesn’t end there folks, cuz, like, there’s always something bigger and better just around the corner, as all the ladies know. There will one day be forthcoming an even greater donation from the mass of mandom out there, and from Manhattan, no less. So much for everything being bigger in Texas. This recent HuffPo piece speaks to Jonah Falcon’s pledge to give to the cause one day down the road, when he passes on. It will be a good replacement for the current donation there as the piece explains.

At the end of the day, the museum is definitely NOT a typical place on most folks’ tourism itineraries, even if you are some well-traveled single guy hitting weddings all over the world. As they like to say there, “It’s all about dicks.” 


ICELAND, an awesome place that’s on the map for many kool reasons, and getting all studious on things phallological is just one of them. When done there, some of the ladies may get all thirsty for a refreshment.


Photo of enthusiasitc founder Sigurður Hjartarson outside the old Húsavík museum location
 
Pulling no punches deep inside the trenches of global wedding tourism adventures as some single guy.