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Subject: Epilogue - Dangerous Destination Dos
(Posted on Jul 9, 2014 at 08:41AM ) Tags:
Just as that mysterious Max chap was trying to plan around some undesired scenarios that could potentially unfold at some super-secret, high-end wedding in Mexico, it was advocated by yours truly, posing as some bobo advice columnist, that he put some protective measures in place.

In life, you can plan until the cows come home, but stuff may still not go down according to your intentions. Shit happens!

And so, even in this Mexican wedding setting, it was presciently suggested everybody be packing, from the wedding couple on down to the bridal party, guests, and all staffers. That way, if the big day got overturned by some unwelcome wedding crashers, folks wuz prepared and all.

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However, if things go sideways, the scene could unravel like these famous cinematic scenes, just amped up somewhat in real life, what with potentially hundreds of armed folks in the mix on all sides.



And then, as someone postulated, "If miscalculated, the scene could unravel and go down faster than a piñata at Carlos Slim Helu’s surprise 50th birthday party.” But then, even THAT might not go down per plan as these videos nicely indicate. Whenever humanity is involved, one can never count on anything gettin' done right and being on point. 




Clearly, this crew of cats celebrating their event somewhere in Saudi Arabia has it all going on.


Fashion, functionalty, and firepower can all be artfully combined to realize the vision and passion of the day you’ve always dreamed of. Really, it's all about how you accessorize in the end. 
Bottomline, don’t let the prospect of a little geopolitical instability ruin your perfect day in paradise. Ladies, just step up, Lean In, and "pack" accordingly for your destination wedding and the "climate" at hand. 

"War is hell" and some, let alone many, say marriage is too, several years on. But don’t let the glory of wedding day be ruined by subpar preparation. Even if you can’t afford to hire the likes of Max from Credenhill and a coterie of his ilk, you can manage well enough on your own in most cases with LOTS of friends and family.


The seemingly omnipotent NRA would undoubtedly bless all this, no matter where your special day is, be it Throckmorton, Texas; Tagtabazar, Turkmenistan; Tabuk; Timbuktu; Tecacahuaco; Thiruvananthapuram; Tweebuffelsmeteenskootmorsdoodgeskietfontein, or Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Yeah, I know, go put that mouthful of places in your pipe and smoke 'em. 

Some stuff jin the world ust seems to transcend the barriers of culture and language, kinda just like love. Geez, you got BNB getting all mushy and sentimental here. 


That’s what this single hombre traveling the globe for weddings has to say on the matter.